In a space that thrives on fast charts, faster jokes, and 24/7 engagement, Crypto X isn’t new to chaos, but this time, the chaos came wrapped in a banana peel. A now-viral video of fitness influencer Ashton Hall’s extreme morning routine has taken over the Crypto X timeline, not just as fuel for memes but as a cultural mirror for how this corner of the internet lives, trades, and flexes. From 3:52 AM wake-ups to double ice baths and Saratoga water chugging, Hall’s intense schedule somehow made its way from self-help Twitter to Crypto’s most unhinged feed. And it didn’t stop there.
Let’s break down how daily routines became the new meme machine, and what it says about the ever-online, always-rotating culture of Crypto X.
The Routine Craze: More Than Just Morning Motivation
Routines have always been a thing on social media. Influencers preach 5 AM wake-ups and gratitude journaling while sipping green smoothies under the sunrise. But when routines hit Crypto X, they morphed into something entirely different, less breathwork, more chart-checking.
A typical Crypto X routine might look like this:
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Roll out of bed.
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Check CoinMarketCap or TradingView before brushing teeth.
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Post a “gm” (good morning) tweet, hoping for engagement.
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Argue with someone in a Telegram group by 7 AM.
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Monitor trades, memes, and influencer drama all day.
It’s not exactly Zen. But that’s what makes it so Crypto X. Users like @Route2FI have turned routines into rituals, ways to stay in tune with the market, the memes, and the madness. Enter Ashton Hall, and everything got turbocharged.
Ashton Hall’s Video: Hype or Hysteria?
Ashton Hall’s routine video, originally shared by @tipsformenx went nuclear. With over 600 million views, it showed a level of commitment (or chaos?) that struck a nerve with Crypto X. The man tapes his mouth shut, bathes in freezing water—twice—and rubs banana peels on his face. All before 9:30 AM.
While some saw it as the ultimate discipline flex, Crypto X laughed it into legend. Reactions ranged from “Is this guy for real?” to satirical breakdowns of how arguing with strangers online counts as cardio.
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GQ even ranked the video’s most absurd moments.
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Daily Mail called it out as wildly unrealistic.
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Crypto influencers like @davidonchainx and @0xDeejay chimed in with their own parody routines, complete with DeFi doomscrolling and FOMO-fueled espresso shots.
In essence, Hall became both icon and inside joke, cemented by a timeline that’s always ready to remix anything absurd.
The Tokenized Twist: Because Crypto X Can’t Help Itself
Where else but Crypto X would a fitness routine potentially inspire a meme coin?
Shortly after the video went viral, rumors started flying. Screenshots of wallet addresses like “0x3C76…” began circulating. Tweets hinted at a Solana-based coin dubbed EVICTED, allegedly linked to Hall’s viral fame. Whether it’s real or vaporware doesn’t matter, it fits the playbook: turn virality into velocity, engagement into speculation.
It’s not unprecedented. Dogecoin, PEPE, BONK, they all started as jokes before moving billions. Ashton Hall might be the next accidental face of a meme coin, and Crypto X would love nothing more.
Why the Daily Routine Trend Won’t Die Anytime Soon
This isn’t just a flash in the pan. The reason routines are sticking is that they feel both relatable and ridiculous. Crypto X users don’t live in self-optimization land but they do love rituals. Wake up, post “gm,” make a bad trade, recover by lunch, brag about it by dinner. It’s all part of the rhythm.
Hall’s video exaggerates this. It takes the discipline crypto traders preach and turns it into performance art. Crypto X sees itself in that half hustle, half satire. That’s why it resonates. It’s not about the routine itself; it’s about the absurdity of constantly performing greatness online.
What This Says About Crypto X Culture
If you zoom out, this trend highlights a few key things about the Crypto X ecosystem:
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It’s obsessed with high performance, even if it’s performative.
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It loves remix culture, where nothing is sacred—everything becomes a meme.
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It monetizes virality, whether that’s a tweet, a token, or a TikTok.
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It thrives on contradiction—where traders seek calm amidst chaos, and routines include both meditation and leverage trading.
The routine-as-content idea reflects how crypto has become more than markets—it’s a lifestyle, complete with its own memes, rituals, and social codes.
Final Thought: This Is Just Another Day on Crypto X
Crypto X didn’t invent discipline or parody, but it did mash them together in a way only the degens could. Ashton Hall’s video might fade, but the impact of routines as flex, content, and community glue will stick around. The line between serious and satire on Crypto X is razor-thin—and that’s exactly how they like it.
So next time you see someone post “gm” followed by a wild chart and a screenshot of an iced-out wallet, just remember: it’s all part of the routine. The question is, are you waking up early… or just staying up late?
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